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Honest Engineering Resumes!

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After writing fake resumes for some XYZ or ABC during school days, it was finally time to make a real legit one. As simple and straightforward as it sounds. DO NOT THINK IT IS A CAKEWALK! Making a resume requires herculean effort, mainly beacause you have to lie straight through your teeth.
Why you ask? Well here's how resumes would look like if we were being totally honest!
1. On the resume: My objective is to make possible the impossible, no matter how arduous the job assigned be.     Real Meaning:

2. If you are applying for a job at Playboy, honesty would be good!
3. You could just say," I have several backlogs in mathematics because I love the subject so much, I just could not get enough of it."
4. Simply turn your weakness into your strength!
5.On the resume: Love adventures, adrenaline junkie.   Real meaning: Avoided drop like a boss!
6. You could write about the gang you founded only    if    {the company you are applying to is D-COMPANY}    else    {don't ev…